"My Girl's Pussy" Lyrics

The lyrics are not definitive - I just listened and tried to get them right!  Sections in [brackets] are guesses.

(opens with a variety of meows)

There’s one pet I like to pet,
And every evening, we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs,
But I love the thoughts it stirs,
And I like it ‘cause it’s hers;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Often, it goes out at night –returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm.

I bring tidbits that it loves;
We spoon like two turtledoves;
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl’s pussy.

What a precious thing to handle;
No one else could hold a candle;
[Isn't that way...?] lovable and sweet!

There’s one pet I like to pet,
And every evening, we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs,
But I like the thoughts it stirs,
And I never mind because it’s hers;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Often, it goes out at night –returns the break of dawn.
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm! Oh, yeah, yeah!

Never dirty – Always clean.
At giving thrills, it’s never mean.
That it’s the best I’ve ever seen;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

It’s my girl’s pussy.

It’s my girl’s pussy.

It’s my girl’s pussy.

(closes with another meow)

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